Sure, we’re watching the trailer for JWoww’s horror film DEVON

Forever the alpha of The Jersey ShoreJenni “JWoww” Farley has long been the scariest member of the original crew. As she towered over her best friend and frequent co-star Snooki, JWoww threatened the Shore Store’s resident morons who were busy chugging Ron Ron Juice, making out with two girls and sticking their heads between a cocktail waitress’s breasts. Some of these idiots finally grew up, but as the situation found sobriety and became one of reality television’s most inspiring redemption stories, JWoww grew darker.

The trailer was released earlier this week DEVONa found footage horror film that came from the twisted mind of Jenni “JWoww” Farley DEVONdoesn’t waste much time in revealing the author’s aesthetic inclinations. Farley introduces viewers to news anchor Kimberly Kravitz, who presumably spent much of her life at one of Ocean County, New Jersey’s famous tanning and blow-out salons (so much so that it took us a second to realize that Kravitz wasn’t there). Fact, JWoww). In one Blair Witch Without pretending this is all real, Kravitz gives us the names of the film’s “missing” stars, interspersed with footage of them screaming in the dark. The film follows “five adventurers” into the abandoned asylum that is also the last known location of a missing girl named Devon, also known as DEVON.

The trailer sets up something of a TikTok hit Megan is missing or more specifically, the old MTV show fear and the next offspring of the show Ghost Adventures. Yes, we’ve returned to camera vests tracking the screaming faces of twenty-somethings as they traverse a slightly haunted basement. Luckily, since it’s a 72-minute horror film, viewers will likely see something other than Zak Bagans yelling about the temperature, but not much else.

Look, we were as curious as anyone when we heard that JWoww had made a horror film, and she brings a much more rigorous formal approach DEVON than we expected. Now that the loan due has been paid, DEVON looks like an episode of fearwhich, to give more credit, was a pretty scary show when this author was in seventh grade. However, some of Fear The success must be due to the Godsmack effect. If DEVON begins with “Voodoo,” we may have another low-budget horror hit on our hands.

Published by Cineverse, DEVON is coming to the company’s Screambox streamer on November 12th, just in time for Halloween.